The content of the article:
- Auto horoscope from 8 to 14 July
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Cancer
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fishes
Motors growl menacingly, suspensions strum pitifully, pedestrians grumble, traffic cops get angry - nothing changes in this world, and the car week will not bring us any special surprises. The happiest in these July days will be truck drivers - if they wish, they will leave from the heat and hide from the authorities. In addition, they will see the world and meet new people - nowadays there are a lot of nice voters on the highways. The main thing is not to bring butterflies on the road - after all, everyone celebrates the Day of Family, Love and Fidelity. And there are the ubiquitous grandmothers with delicious pies - let's slow down, taste homemade and rush off on our important chauffeur business.
Auto horoscope from 8 to 14 July
Aries
Aries, take pity on your iron horse and do not drive it unnecessarily - the machine looks exhausted on these summer days. The bumper has faded, the glass is dusty, even the wipers are sad and hung. Put your four-wheeled girlfriend in the garage and jump on the bike or ride the tram yourself. It’s not hot, and traffic cops don’t touch, and pedestrians don’t annoy. And if you feel someone's gaze on your back, do not look back. During this July period, everyone celebrates the day on which the NKVD was formed. The wheelbarrow does not remember these troubled times, and you didn’t find it either, but it’s anxious at heart. Or maybe ordinary inspectors are looking at you - show them your ticket, let them bore their eyes on someone else.
Taurus
Taurus, there are no good roads on earth and there won't be any in the near future. And the traffic cop looms in the window - he is the judge, and he is the arbiter of destinies. Well, think about it, you found someone to scare - your license is in order, the passengers are fastened, and the fact that the glasses are dirty, so you are not to blame for this. But it is better not to start it - they will suddenly think that you have toning. In general, this July week will be interesting and eventful - car stars have enchanted a lot of fun adventures. Just don't give a ride to the guys with chocolates in their hands. They celebrate World Chocolate Day, and it's not winter outside, and sweets tend to melt. Look, the sweet tooth is already reaching for the doors of your car with sticky brown handles - leave soon, before everything gets spattered.
Twins
Gemini, the stars are interested - you decided to make a career in motorsport, because even the Schumachers won't keep up with you ?! Take care of your machine - it does not want to squeeze more than a hundred in this July period. Anyway, where should you hurry - summer, sun, heat, sea and beaches, lie on the shore and listen to the autoradio. But if the road calls, invite a second driver with you - let him replace when you are tired, or run to you for coffee. And do not grumble about the slow blue car, which somehow trudges ahead - the postmen are riding in it and celebrating the Day of Russian Post. Well, you yourself know about the speed of our mail. It's easier to stand in a traffic jam for two hours than in this awful line.
Cancer
Cancers, a turn to the right, a maneuver to the left - is punishable by a swearing from the passengers. Yes, you have chosen your fellow travelers - they want to go in a straight line, without turning anywhere. Maybe, well, them - ride alone, listen to the chanson, talk to the iron horse, telling her how wonderful and obedient she is. Yes, yes, the car understands everything, how plaintively it taps the suspension and gently shakes you on the bumps. By the way, do not be angry with the guys with cameras - they are not trying to photograph you in an uncomfortable position at all, they are just celebrating the Day of the Photographer. Well, get out of the car, lean on the hood and smile - yes, you can be on the cover of the magazine "Behind the Wheel" even now.
A lion
Lions, how good it is when there are car workshops in the city that work around the clock - drove in, fixed the car, drank coffee, chatted with smart people, listened to funny chauffeur tales. But there are places where you won't get into a tire changer even during the day - you drive and drive, and there is only off-road ahead and patrolmen every ten kilometers. Oh, the stars whimpered something - everything is fine and wonderful with the drivers of your sign these July days. Even the heat doesn’t affect you - have you installed an air conditioner ?! So this is why your passengers do not want to leave the passenger compartment during this summer period - it is cool inside, but hot outside. Take your fellow travelers to the river - and freshen up, and celebrate the Fisherman's Holiday.
Virgo
Virgo, after all, what kind of maneuverability your machine has - it's something with something. Pedestrians freeze with amazement, drivers turn green with envy, and reckless drivers are even embarrassed to overtake and salute you with admiration. Thank the iron horse and buy it the most expensive gasoline (although you will not find it cheap anyway). And do not be alarmed if during this summer period you are stopped by traffic cops in gauze bandages - they do not hide their faces, but simply celebrate World Allergy Day (it looks like they are allergic to exhaust gases, or maybe to the hard work of patrolmen). Close the windows just in case - so that poplar fluff does not fly in and any harmful pollen does not get into the cabin.
Scales
Libra, the star alphabet ran out of letters in order to describe the terrible state of earthly roads. And it is pointless to go around these irregularities - you will go around a bump, you will fall into a hole, and vice versa. Conclusion - do not accelerate and make sure that the speed is not higher than sixty. Moreover, these July days there are guys with radars on the highways - yes, you thought rightly, and we are talking about traffic cops. It seems that they like to detect drivers who like to drive fast (stopped, chided, punished with a ruble - they say, there is nothing to enjoy driving). By the way, if a unicorn slows you down, do not be alarmed - everyone celebrates the Day of Faith in the Unicorn, so fabulous creatures rush along the tracks.
Scorpion
Scorpios, do you know the saying about the language that will bring you to Kiev ?! Well, the language can and will bring, but your strange navigator is unlikely - again mutters some nonsense and indicates incomprehensible directions. You would have repaired it, or something, or changed it altogether - otherwise you will drive into the wilderness, where you have not heard about gas stations, rules and car service. And all around is silence, and the traffic cops with rods are standing. Okay, the stars will no longer load you with lyrical digressions - buckle up and rush out of town. In this July period, nature is great and fun. Iron horses bask in the sun, drivers bathe in the river, and mosquitoes lie nearby, breathing gasoline vapors.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, we will take a thermos with us so that we do not dry out in the traffic jam, we will turn on the sound of the Sea surf so as not to hear the knock of the box. And we will go where there are cheap gas stations - well, well, car stars speak skeptically and argue among themselves about whether this driver's dream will come true or not. But bipeds do not worry this July week. Vaughn, settled down on the shore, throw bottles into the water and pretend to be on an uninhabited island. The guys celebrate Tom Hanks' birthday and remember his role in the movie "Outcast." Eh, to get on an uninhabited road and steer without any obstacles. And here the traffic jam has just ended - wake up before angry chauffeurs jumped out of the cars behind.
Capricorn
Capricorns, drivers have recently relaxed and abandoned cars right on the street. And some do not even put on the alarm - they say, why worry, there are still fewer hijackers. The stars are in a hurry to warn - there are no fewer machine thieves, they are just well encrypted.Look, maybe your neighbor is the very elusive kidnapper of domestic wheelbarrows ?! Do you think he just starts conversations with you and in between times strokes an iron horse on the hood (he rubs into confidence, puts vigilance to sleep)? And pay attention to the "road butterflies" - these days girls look stylish. This is not an action "Bring one, get the second as a gift" - the ladies are just celebrating Giorgio Armani's birthday.
Aquarius
Aquarians, a pedestrian lives well in the world. He ignores the zebra and goes. Now on yellow, then on red, and he does not see the danger. Here. Collect all the two-legged creatures that break the rules and punish. No, not by fines, but by lessons - let them learn the rules of the road until they bounce off their teeth. Well, everything, let off steam, you can go on. True, it will not be possible to accelerate in these July days again - the repairmen have become more active (and they want to work in the summer heat). And do not pay attention to the traffic cops standing with a solemn air and in polished boots. Patrolmen celebrate Bastille Day. Well at least they don't bother with questions: who took this Bastille and where to go?
Fishes
Pisces, the iron horse serves you faithfully - and expects the same attitude in return. And here is a list of requirements drawn up by a typewriter: do not carry talkative fellow travelers, do not fill in bad gasoline, do not stop near harmful traffic cops, do not use cheap means at a car wash. And the most important requirement - do not slow down near pedestrians who are confusedly standing on the side of the road. In this July period, the guys celebrate the birthday of the writer Alexander Volkov and portray the Scarecrows and the Tin Woodmen. If only the great and terrible Goodwin did not jump out at the red traffic light - the rules are written for everyone, even for these damn, omnipotent two-legged wizards.
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